hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

(via ruinedchildhood)

themadknightuniverse:

Constitution

(via mkhunterz)

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

(via organmeat)

shadowelecman:

Teach that asshole bird to fly on his own damn side of the meadow.

shadowelecman:

Teach that asshole bird to fly on his own damn side of the meadow.

(via thatnerdygamergirl)

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm. — (via electric-daisy-forest)

(via timefortayler)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

(via demigodgleek)

"The Witch of the Waste is searching for my house. The truth is, I’m a coward. All this junk is just sorcery to keep her away."

(via ghiblis-moving-castle)

haveahiddles:

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.


you forgot one

God yeah, you forgot the most important one.

SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.

the-king-himself did

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I have no idea why that is so effin sexy.

(via butt-flower)

thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

(via chickenqveen)

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

image

Beautiful.

(via timefortayler)

nointerrruption:

nointerrruption:

how come your lips dont touch when you say touch but they touch when you say separate 

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(via joshpeck)

my tumblr relationships

  • me: omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
  • me: also what is your name

caseyanthonyofficial:

evarren:

eponiner:

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

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This is rich with content and drama

(via tomatotaster)